Wiik
Nintendo annouced that the new name for their next console, codenamed “Revolution”, will Be Wii. (Pronounced “we”)
This got me thinking of music they might choose to promote it:
- Wii Built This City, Starship
- Why can’t wii be friends, Smash Mouth
- Can’t Wii All Just Get Along, Guttermouth
- Here Wii Are, Journey
- How Can Wii Be Lovers, Michael Bolton
- Wii Belong Together, Mariah Carey
- If Wii Hold On Together, Diana Ross
- It’s The End Of The World As Wii Know It, R.E.M.
- Wii are the champions, Queen
Yeah, I know this is a stupid list, but so is the name Wii. I hope someone at nintendo comes to their senses soon, and realizes what a retarded name Wii is.

